-आकार अंग्रेजी नयाँ वर्ष २००८ को आगमन भएको छ , तपाईहरु पनि “पार्टि” मा जाँदैहुनुहुन्छ होला, मोज गर्नुस्। वास्तवमा हामी भोज ख्वाउन भन्दा पनि खान माहिर छौं। भन्ने नै हो भने , भोज हाम्रो नेपाली संस्कृति नै बनिसकेकोछ । जस्तो हेर्ने हो भने , हाम्रो समाज मा जन्म देखि मृत्यु सम्म नै भोज गर्नुपर्छ । जन्मेपछि गरिने न्वारन,पास्नि,ब्रतबन्ध,बिहे आदि ईत्यादिलाई भोज को पर्यायबाची शब्द भनिदिँदा पनि फरक पर्दैन । तर “ घाँटी हेरि हाड निल्नुपर्ने ” व्यक्तिले पनि अरु को देखासिकी गर्दा भने “ भोजको ऋणको बोझ ” उसको घाँटीमा पासो सरह जीवन पर्यन्त झुन्डिरहन्छ । अहिले त हामी भोजलाई पार्टि पनि भन्न थालेका छौँ । तपाईको परिवार मा कसैको जन्म भयो , सबैले तपाईलाई घेर्न थाल्छन् , के हो पिता जी भईसक्दा पनि पार्टि नगर्ने ? त्यस्तै, हेर्नुस है शर्मा जी , पास्नि चाँही न्वारन को भन्दा अलि दह्रो हुनुपर्छ है , ….. आदि ईत्यादि । कसैले SLC पास गर्छ , फेरी भोजकै कुरा , हैन यत्रो पास हुँदा पनि भोज नख्वाउने , १२ पनि पास गर्छ , सायद डिग्री पनि गरिसक्छ तर भोज ले उसलाई छोड्दैन । भोज खान खोज्ने जिब्राहरु यत्रतत्र भेटिन्छन । त्यस्तै ...

-sul4bh 10. Magellan circumnavigated the world Everyone knows two things about Portuguese explorer Ferdinand Magellan. One, he was the first man to circumnavigate the world; and two, during this historic trip, he was killed by natives in the Philippines. Of course, those two things tend to contradict each other. Magellan only made it half-way around the world, leaving it to his second-in-command, Juan Sebastian Elcano, to complete the circumnavigation. 9. Nero fiddled while Rome burned We all know the story of mad Emperor Nero starting the Great Fire of Rome in 64 AD, then fiddling while the city burned. However, this would have been impossible. For one thing, the violin wouldn't be invented for another 1,600 years. OK, some versions of the story suggest that he played a lute or a lyre - but then, scholars place the emperor in his villa at Antium, 30 miles away, when the fire began. Though he was innocent of this disaster, however, there is much evidence to show that he was ruthles...

-sul4bh It is said that those who don't know history are condemned to repeat it - and as any history buff can tell you, much of history is something you would NOT want to repeat. However, many well-known historical "facts" are myths, with no basis in fact. Here (and in the next few segments) are 20 of the most common, which have misled and misinformed people for years, decades, or centuries. 20. Eve ate a bad apple An apple a day might keep the doctor away, but they have still had bad publicity as the "forbidden fruit" that Eve tasted in the Garden of Eden, thereby making life difficult for all of us. Yet nowhere in the biblical story of Adam and Eve is an apple mentioned. It is simply called "the fruit of the tree that is in the middle of the garden" (Genesis 3:3). OK, it COULD have been an apple, but it might just as well have been an apricot, a mango, or any other sort of fruit. 19. Newton was hit by an apple Apples continued to get bad press with t...

भर्खरै माधब नेपाल ले दिएको अभिव्यक्ति माथि गरिएको ब्यङ्ग्य: समय साप्ताहिक मा प्रकाशित चसक शीर्षक को अबिन को कार्टुन । हिजोआज "कार्टुन" ब्यङ्ग्य माथि प्रहार गर्ने एक सशक्त माध्यम बनेको छ ।

-आकार "तर " कुनै काम पार लगाउने सन्दर्भ या दुध को तर को लागि भनेको होइन । यहाँ " तर " अर्थात but, लेकिन को कुरा गरिदैँछ । " तर " एउटा ठुलै शब्द रहेछ । हाम्रो नेपाल को सन्दर्भ मा प्रचलित केहि " तर " हरु: नेपाल मा के छ , अनि के छैन ? Ø मोवाइल सेट छ , तर सिम छैन । Ø सिम छ , तर नेटवर्क छैन । Ø जलस्रोत छ , तर खानेपानी छैन । Ø जलस्रोत छ , तर बिजुली छैन । Ø बिजुली छ , तर लाइन छैन । Ø लोढसेडिङ छ , तर कहिले-कति-हुन्छ ठेगान छैन । Ø गाडि छ , तर पेट्रोल छैन । Ø सिलिन्डर छ , तर ग्यास छैन । Ø ग्यास छ , तर पैसा छैन । Ø सरकार छ , तर राज्य छैन । Ø प्रशासन छ , तर सुशासन छैन । Ø रेडियो छ , तर फ्रिक्वेन्सी छैन । Ø फोहोर छ , तर डम्पिङसाइट छैन । Ø गाडि छ , तर बाटो छैन । Ø राज्य जिर्ण बन्दैछ , तर कुनै लाउके नेतालाई मतलब छैन । Ø भारत ले सिमाना मिच्दैछ , तर कुनै प्रतिक्रिया छैन । Ø महँगी छ , तर आम्दानी छैन । Ø बेरोजगारी छ , तर काम छैन । Ø काम छ , तर जनशक्ति छैन । Ø जनशक्ति छ , तर प्रबिधि छैन । Ø कृषक छन् , तर उत्पादन छैन । Ø उत्पादन छ , त...

Download and Install Nepali Unicode Romanised to write in Nepali all over the web. First of all, you have to Download and Run the Program on your computer. Then, you have to do some settings on your computer to use Nepali Unicode Romanized. You can download Nepali Unicode Romanized from the Madan Puraskar Pustakalaya website for free. Install Nepali Unicode Romanized in Windows XP: Install: Run setup file; Go to control Panel; Open Language and Regional settings; Open Regional Language Options; Go to Language Options & tick on check box (install files..... Thai, instal....east Asian...languages): Click apply-it might ask for windows CD: Insert CD or you can directly copy "i386" files too; And install all: then you have done; Click for details; Then click add a tab; A new popup will appear: Select "Sanskrit" in the first box; Select "Nepali unicode (romanized)" in second box; Click "ok"; You have successfully installed it; P...